Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Trick Call Resolution

With raw intent he'd dumped his clothes
And shown her all his growths
She had not been way too impressed
Below his barrel chest

She'd only wanted skin cuddling
And not the whole-hog thing
"If that is why you drove this way,
You shall not get a lay!"

26 comments:

  1. ooohhh! what a pity...bluuuueeee baaaallllssss

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  2. Hmm, blue balls, huh? But, tell me, Nana F, would you say she was planning, right from the start, to blow hot and cold, or did she changed her mind because she was not impressed with his 'equipment'? :-))

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  3. Geez NY!!!!
    My opinion: she is a testing officer.
    She measures persona's ability to withstand torture.
    This for sure is the highest form of harrasment.
    I say sue her!

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  4. Lol, lawsuit huh? Testing officer! Hmm. I agree that it is the highest form of harassment, Posekyere.

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  5. WOMEN= woe unto men.
    She wants it,
    she calls him,
    he comes in,
    to give it.
    Then she wants it no more.
    Why did she go nude in the first place?

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  6. OMG, I love your response. It's totally funny. Yes, why was she naked when he came in?

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  7. SORRY LAD! Not impressive, perhaps he should ve shaved a better view, and not just the bush, would ve gotten him laid.

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  8. Lucci, the instructive word is 'growths'. Take a cue. Not sure his follicles were part of his equipment. Lol

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  9. Nooooo! No no no no no. Lol. Awww, poor guy, I feel bad for him :(

    Shame on her for sending all the wrong messages and leading him on. He he.

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  10. Raine, I'm given to believe that this happens quite a lot (although on a smaller scale).

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  11. Yeah I'm not gonna lie, some of us females do send out a lot of MIXED SIGNALS, lol.

    Please forgive, I blame it on the hormones! :)

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  12. Of course, the hormones can't defend themselves!

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  13. Anonymous15 July, 2009

    Bummer. I was hoping for 'Trick Call Revolutions' :)

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  14. Iknow, you smart person. But I thought the close pun 'Resolution' fit too. Especially since I wanted some questions from the first 2 poems answered.

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  15. 1. She feels comfortable sleeping naked
    2. there's nothing wrong with wanting a little cuddle
    3. She never said she wanted the 'real deal' all she did was call him to come over
    4. I think he was too quick to dump his clothes, who knows, the sight of him stark naked may have put her off.
    5. Please stop blaming the women, y'all. We don't send mixed signals. Men just don't listen.
    Ah, I'm done. Loooooving this discussion.;-)

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  16. We all hear you, Savvy. Of course, we will never know what she really had in mind.

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  17. Roflmao! yes NY growths i did see, but bush too be growth now heheheh..............

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  18. Now, I see that you see it too. :)

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  19. Dude, walk out the door and never look back. Ignore her the rest of your natural life, even if she gets a constitutionally entrenched provision for a 2 second chat with you.

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  20. If you're giving him this advice, Kiz, then, maybe I should not write more sequels.

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  21. ha! that's all I got to say! Ha! Thanks for the encouraging words Nana Yaw. I will try to write more often. Sometimes I don't want to bore anyone with the details o fmy not so exciting life. I do keep a journal that I write in as well so maybe that's why the blog entries don't get as much love but I promise I will write more... even ifI have to include my poetry! :)

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  22. I am pretty sure the guy must have been so disappointed. Probably it was just the first day. He could try again anyway. I am sure his persistence will pay off one day.(Trust me it will!!!!)

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  23. Will see if you keep that promise, Maxine.

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  24. Well, Edward, there's yet another prequel. I admit I got the creative help of a Beloved Blogger to do that one.

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  25. @ Nana Yaw Asiedu (to 2nd Comment): Perhaps she was not impressed. She didn't want him to waste his time

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  26. Not sure, Nana F, which is the 2nd comment, but, yes, maybe she did not want to waste his phenomenal equipment on 'frigid' her.

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