He’s riding pillion in your car
And soon drifts off to sleep
It figures how human you are
Not to push him out your jeep!
You’re playing music in your car
His phone’s playing some too
He comes to sit in like a tsar
And of music, you have two!
The rain brings mist into your car
He takes a rag to clear
He swipes only his view, as far
Forgetting who’s at the steer!