Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Multi-Tasking in the Toilet

My office mates and I were bartering wisdom on how to bank our first millions of dollars, when Office Female #2 traipsed in. Faulting our after-hours chatter as thick-too-staid to spark and sizzle in the bored brain, she introduced the simple question: Can you pee and poo at the same time?

The quaint question set us thinking, but no sure answer came. Recall to the early morning did not unravel the mundane mystery: whether Necessity Number 1 could take place simultaneously with Necessity Number 2. Mock muscular movement would not settle the matter either, so we made an all-round resolution to pay particular attention the next morning.

16 comments:

  1. So was the answer to this mystery of life? I'm curious to know.

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  3. I, for one, forgot to experiment. However Office Female #2 just announced to me that she tried in the morning and discovered the two can happen at the same time.

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  4. The two can happen at the same time. However, the pre-eminent one is instructed by the mind.

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  5. Rampalizard29 April, 2009

    does the question take into account the possibility of dual incontinence?

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  6. Who are we Kiz, to give one importance over the other? :)

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  7. Dear Rampalizard, thanks for commenting on my post. I reckon Office Female #2 had only healthy sphincters in mind when she asked the question. :)

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  8. all I have to say is lol...

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  9. That is all I ask for, Dear Friend.

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  10. Is all this in an office of lawyers? All of a sudden law looks much less mundane and much more alluring!lol

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  11. @ Kajsa, yes, we office people. :)

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  12. @ antye504, this might be deceptively interesting. the office is pretty regular within hours, but we like to let down our hair after hours. :)

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  13. hehe. will conduct my own experiment as soon as i am able.

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  14. @ Esi...please keep me "poosted" :)

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  15. I've found out! The more rare event would be the ability to do Necessity Number 2 without inviting Necessity Number 1!

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