A handkerchief
Because Africa's hot, silly!
A wallet
Because I couldn't put my money in my handkerchief.
My ATM card
Would you rather I kept it in the bank vault?
My favourite pub's "Loyal Member" Card
Oh, so you don't like drinks at half price?
Somebody complained about the content of your pocket? Nice light bulb!
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