Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Poetry Ends It All
It has been a goodish blogging month for me. This is good because other parts of my life sucked. I'll end that streak (and hopefully begin another) with poetry about "Silence" and "The Sea". Thanks for reading along. Enjoy!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Playgirl Pedicurist
The other day, Miss Jackson beheld my pachyderm’s soles, and hurried into hysteria. She asked if I had played wild sport barefoot as a child. I confirmed. Then, I confided in her about this young, pretty pedicurist at my mother’s hairdresser’s. I started a wanton weekly visit after seeing and ogling her the first time. As she masterfully massages here, and sensuously caresses that spot, she flashes a wily wink every time she unearths a neuro-ticklish neighbourhood. After each winsome session, she’d cajole me for my number, again, and ask when I had some free evening time! If a pedicure is such a carnal contact sport, I wonder why any love interest would push me to play.
Monday, March 30, 2009
Fairy Tales
I'm thinking of the amazing Hans Christian Andersen and
the old wonderful feeling that everything was possible in life, and that good magic happened one moment in time, and we all lived happily ever after.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
...And That's Good Advice!
Champi Dog Veterinarian Advice by Champi NL
Never take advice from a person who's never worn your glasses (i.e. been in your situation.)
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