Saturday, May 25, 2013

The Man Who Wanted Minerals

He's a cool-looking dude. I can almost see the silver spoon in his mouth. I can see the 'uppity' in his face and all, except he needs the 7-minute workout. He plonks on the seat next to me in business class and kicks off his shoes. Strike one. When the stewardess shuffles over to us, she sounds genuinely like she's from Southern Africa. She asks if I'd like some tea, hot chocolate, coffee or juice. I say juice. She says she has pineapple, apple and 'mengo'. I choose 'mengo'. Seat-mate has already snoozed off. She wakes him up and repeats the 'mengo' speech. Then he asks, 'Don't you have minerals?' Strike two. She's lost; I'm shocked. Were we in 1985? He goes on, 'Like Coke, Mirinda...' That's strike three. She shakes her head. He whines, 'I don't like those hot things.' So he picks pineapple.

6 comments:

  1. Nana Ama25 May, 2013

    This is funny 'mengo' paaaa

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  2. OMG, this killed me! LOL @ the 1985! As for him taking off his shoes....eish.....

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  3. Lmao! Mengo..Minerals....Match made in ...the sky! Lol

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  4. HAHAHA. 7 min workout. That's a good one. Reminds me of the son of a certain very, very, rich and prominent man ... More like 2 hr workout for him. My goodness, talk of neanderthal with a silver spoon.

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  5. lol! minerals paa? Do people still call it that? Don't answer that. lol!

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  6. Very funny, but I have to admit to taking off my shoes all my flights....

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