Sin #1: Goes to the loo with his cell phone.
Sin #2: Doesn't switch it off or make it mute.
Sin #3: Fails to realise there's an office mate in there.
Sin #4: Begins to grunt and heave to announce the dislodging.
Sin #5: A call comes through while he's pushing and panting.
Sin #6: Dares to pick the call mid-push, as his voice floats out the cubicle.
Sin #7: Through mouth and nose he yells, “Heee-aaaaaaaah, heh-lloooo.”
Sin #8: Denies it was his voice; says it was the ring tone!
*Forgive me, it's Silly Friday.