Friday, April 2, 2010
Egoprovocation
While exiting a white-goods shop with Lil Girl, a bloke pulls up and waves at her, so we figure they’re familiar. I’m stowing a bag in the boot, when bloke accosts Lil Girl and whispers that she’s beautiful and he wants her number. Lil Girl calmly gestures towards me and says that her husband would not like that. Oaf-bloke turns around and ‘penguins’ into the shop. He’s fat, and his boxers are oozing out of his sagging jeans.
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Hahaha! Guess he didn't see you!
ReplyDeleteThat is funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd people say Ghanaian men lack confidence in approaching women?
lool lool NYA, your posts always make me laugh!. Your anger's got one hell of a passion! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm with Juanita on this one. You have a great way of expressing rage/anger through words. You're a true poet. @Mike; unfortunately its the ones we wish would never approach that have all the confidence in the world!
ReplyDeleteWOW!! He was begging for a slap, you should have honoured his wishes.
ReplyDelete@ Anon: Oh, he did see me!
ReplyDelete@ Mike: You may be confusing confidence with foolhardiness or something...
@ Juanita: Yes, my anger is white-hot and sooooo righteous! I should change, huh?
@ Abena Serwaa: Thanks for your kind words. And I agree with that about the approaching undesirables.
@ Flossy: He was twice my size. I gave him the evil eye, and he left with a lot of egg on his face, thanks to Lil Girl.