Monday, August 24, 2009
$20 Million to stand on
A female friend suggests sombrely that short men wrestle with more chimera challenges in finding true mates than almost anybody else. The cutting reality is that women on natural stilts will not have little men. Another, says she, is that compact women won’t want sawn-off men for fear of spawning imps and elves.. It is a selective science to save your sons the hardship of moneyless mate-finding (true love). My friend feels that a short man needs $20 million to literally stand on, before he should be ‘seen’ by a woman.
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is the same true for women without "fertil curves"?
ReplyDeleteMmmm...interesting views your friend has.
ReplyDeletehmmm... my hubby is barely 5'10', I'm 5'2"...We're not exactly tall people...lol...I've dealt with mine, my kids will have to deal with theirs too! Gold diggers can go suck an egg!hehe
ReplyDeleteLOL! Good points, I wonder how much the not so beauties need to stand on to be "unseen" for their outer beauty.
ReplyDeleteAnd if he were tall would the amount be halved? For her sake, I hope she is of average height - or shorter.
ReplyDelete@Matekwor: The "not so beauties" (I believe they call 'em uglies where I come from) have make-up and other accessories to help them beat their affliction.
ReplyDeleteI have a male friend who wouldn't take kindly to this and a female friend who would tell you that her shortness is a customised one.
ReplyDeleteDunno, Anon. Both 'disabilities' are based on inches or the lack of inches, no?
ReplyDeleteAbena, yes, interesting views.
ReplyDeleteMaxine, that's what I have always believed. You cannot 'manage' away all the challenges your kids may face in the future. You deal with yours, and they theirs.
ReplyDeleteMatekwor, not sooo beautiful people (one of which I believe you are not) only need to stand on their GOOD CHARACTER for other people to see their true beauty, no?
ReplyDeleteDenise, very funny and sharp. It makes you wonder many things.
ReplyDeleteNana F, why would your male friend take issue with these views? Cannot a woman air her views about (and not against) short men? Lol
ReplyDeletelol I wonder how many short men with the $20million wait for women to choose them.
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