Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Liberty of Cremation

Hmm, Alpha Lion. He’s mightily mirth-provoking, these days. Alpha Lion is desperately disinclined to die. He aspires to linger on, on ephemeral Earth evermore. He double-dares divine delight under the darling domes of heaven. Alpha Lion is scant seduced by saccharine stories of eternal celestial praise and carols. He’s coolly considering cremation or cryonics when he expires geriatric. He confesses a carnal dread of not being able to inhale and exhale if he is interred upon death. Wow! He elects the liberating feeling of cremation!

10 comments:

  1. He will be claustrophobic even in death?... I worry about not being able to be ressurected if I'm ashes.

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  2. Yes, Savvy, he will be claustrophobic. And now, we know Savvy has the phoenic complex.

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  3. lol @ Phoenix complex.
    I'd rather reincarnate than ressurect. Ressurection only reminds me of this dreadful horror movie I watched this weekend named Drag me to hell. Cryonics always seemed a bit macabre to me. However I am also very disinclined to die.
    I love your alliterations "double-dares divine delight under the darling domes of heaven"

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  4. Reincarnation, ressurrection? You guys are getting deep and arcane. Things I'm afraid to even think about. So, Ada, if you're disinclined to die, and loathful of cryonics, what is left for you? Are you looking for the elixir of youth?

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  5. Haha. I am disinclined to die but I think without death, life would be an entirely different thing.. It would not have the same meaning. Yet we all search for the meaning of life. Death is inevitable and I certainly will never be the one to cheat aging through botox. I rather focus on living healthy to prolonge my life and take advantage of every moment!

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  6. not a bad idea!

    two options for me:
    when i die,
    lay me down into the belly of mother earth as naked as i came!!!

    and i don't wanna have no tombstones to serve any memorial.

    else, let fire consume that 'thing' into ashes!

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  7. That, Ada, is the practical approach, no? You're blessed to think that way.

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  8. Burial or ashes, huh? Won't you consider cryonics, Nov? :)

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  9. God give me strength to accept that which I cannot change, and when it comes to pass, burn every trace of my being and scatter ashes over the ocean!

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  10. Cremation it is for you then!

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