Thursday, April 9, 2009

Sex, Size and Payment in the City of Accra

Venue: Soldier Bar, somewhere at Kwame Nkrumah Circle, Accra.
Time: 11 pm.
Day: Any day.

Man Pervert (MP): How much?

Underage Girl (UG): You have to drop your pants first.

MP: Why would I want to do that?

UG: I need to see whatchu got. Price is per hour, according to size!

HMMM!

14 comments:

  1. ...and you only heard about this, I'm sure!:-))

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  2. If it was a non-social-opprobrium-tagged enterprise, some of "us" would have had to pay arm-and-leg for every hour of service as a result of size, or should I say, oversize, supposing big sizes attract higher rates.

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  3. Not sure about the moment of your comment, but I truly just heard this from a colleague at work!

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  4. Kiz, I think you speak about puppy-dog rates and Alpha-Gorilla rates, no? :-))

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  5. From the bigger the better, to the bigger the dearer!

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  6. in response to anonymous, it could also be that the girl charges more for smaller since she considers that a waste of her time? i.e. there may be a pleasure incentive factored into working with the bigger ones and therefore that might reduce the price for bigger ones. who knows?

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  7. She is so profound, is my friend Esi Cleland.

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  8. he he. quite interesting eh? @ esi, that was right on the head of the nail.

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  9. Careful, Nii Saki. You might sound a shade too supportive of Esi's comment and risk being branded an empathetic apologist. What I just wrote is rubbish!

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  10. hilarious!

    the MP and UG also gives it all another 'shade' which may just be true too! our MPs and our UG gals are not too far from soldier bar only the 'turf' this time might be @ working gals or Labadi Beach Hotel.

    as for the sizes, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is all i can say!

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  11. Great that you caught on to my naughtiness in 'MP' and 'UG', Nov.

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  12. I actually read a similar story somewhere. UG charged by size, and I think the bigger ones where charged more...

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