Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Foreskin Alert!

Spending a pleasant penny in the men’s room in our office building. Scary-looking dude clicks his hard soles into the room. Though there’s plenty of pee room beside me, dude is just standing behind me twiddling with his fly. I do a half-turn and fix a stern eye. Dude heads to the toilet-cubicles. I hear the jet of pee hit the bowl. Then, it all comes to me. Dude is hiding the fact that he still possesses a hermit prepuce!

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  1. what an alert...

    your narration is very coyly hilarious.
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    and i just can't stop laughing now!

    but i'm told some like it... i mean... well some... choices?

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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  2. haha... poor guy... in our part of the world, the opposite is rather the deviant.. ;)

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  3. Oh Nana Yaw, how judgmental!What if he didn't want to intimidate any one else by showing off his huge manhood, ei? This is culturally interesting though, as in Ghana and America circumcision seems a lot more common than it is in the UK and Sweden. There, a man missing his 'prepuce' may be the one hiding in the cubicles!

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  4. Yes, Novisi, I thought you would receive it this way!

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  5. Yes, Yngvild, I know that. It is the very cultural/religious difference that was the thread of this post.

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  6. C'mon, Maya, I was not judging. I was only laughing. Really, peeps should just feel comfortable...or else cut it off. Just kidding.

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  7. Gee!
    I am tempted to agree with the sentiments shared by Maya.
    The dude did not want to intimidate you, thus he suantered into the cubicles.

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  8. It's kinda hard :) to feel comfortable when you know that someone will be laughing at you....i'm just saying....

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  9. If that's what you think, Posekyere. The possibilities are numberless, and I chose the one that tickled my funny bone the most.

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  10. True, Anon. But would they be laughing at one based on size or extra flap? :-)

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  11. haha, I am liking your new headings (Ideal Love, Pregnant and now Foreskin!) are they inspired by "adventuresfrom..."? Keep it up :-)

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  12. Thanks, Kajsa, but they're not inspired by Adventuresfrom, although I read that wonderful blog all the time.

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  13. a hermit prepuce? WTF?! Ok...gotcha...(had to check that up!) Shiiieee..scary indeed!

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  14. Must add that keep it up is a painful proposition--especially after reading the unnameable "adventures...":-))

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  15. So, how did you come by this realization Nana Yaw?

    Are you debunking the myth that men don't "look"?

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  16. W, men do not look, but they notice strange things. Ergo, the 'myth' which is the TRUTH holds fast.

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