Sunday, August 24, 2008
Opposites Attract
A deep-fried, corpulent chicken dressed all in white with lacy tails trailing her everywhere. She’s chunkily checking me out at Equator because she’s standing there alone, and I am all by myself. She greases this way and sashays that way half in dance and semi-tease, turning her beefy head over her soft shoulders to give me a sidewise look of rousing meaning. She seizes the attention of all fifty-something kilos of me for a moment; then her flabby overhangs take over. I turn away from her, and have to get a very strong drink.
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Lovely :) THanks for putting an insant smile on my face.
ReplyDeletea strong drink; sure a wise choice while still being attracted...
ReplyDeletehehehehehe!
sweet!
flabby overhangs- does that mean she's fat? So do you like ur women all skin and bones?
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Glad you smiled, Yngvild. :-)
ReplyDeleteNovisi, I did not feel attracted (just for the record) :-)
ReplyDeleteDear Anon,
ReplyDeleteI've liked 'my women' in all sorts growing up. But, now, I like my women smart, witty and sincere. Honestly!
I expect no less from you my dear. It was just a joke; didn't mean to offend you :-)
ReplyDeleteYes dear, I knew it was a joke, but I still wanted to let the whole world know me. Thanks for commenting, and you did not offend me at all!
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