A stranger saw my Pina Colada
And asked for another
She took a mammoth sip
And refused to bring it back to her lip
Sunday, December 14, 2008
'Honest'
Why are people quick to say ‘honest’ after a statement, when they badly want you to believe them, and yet not honest enough to say ‘dishonest’ after they have just told a frigging lie?
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Staying Power
I made a new friend
Only two weeks ago
Now, I'm afraid it's the end
It's already time to go
Only two weeks ago
Now, I'm afraid it's the end
It's already time to go
Falling Fuel Prices
Fuel prices have gone down
It gives some a sunny smile
And others a foggy frown
Some say it's a lesson in guile
It gives some a sunny smile
And others a foggy frown
Some say it's a lesson in guile
Friday, December 12, 2008
Does Money Grow on Trees?
Q: Does money grow on trees?
A: No.
Q: What would happen if money grew on trees?
A: We'd have to take it down while still green or hungry birds would eat it all.
Q: What about wealth?
A: It doesn't grow on trees either.
Q: Fool, I thought you would say that if money grew on trees, we'd all be wealthy.
A: No, you are the fool, for you will ask me next, what if I grew on a tree.
A: No.
Q: What would happen if money grew on trees?
A: We'd have to take it down while still green or hungry birds would eat it all.
Q: What about wealth?
A: It doesn't grow on trees either.
Q: Fool, I thought you would say that if money grew on trees, we'd all be wealthy.
A: No, you are the fool, for you will ask me next, what if I grew on a tree.
Random Questions
Are the weekends way too short?
So, will you take the Gov't to court?
Should skiving be your last resort?
Or will you get a doctor's report?
So, will you take the Gov't to court?
Should skiving be your last resort?
Or will you get a doctor's report?
200
‘To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything else be more fun?” – Katharine Graham.
‘Develop [an] interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music – the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. FORGET YOURSELF.’ – Henry Miller.
At 200 posts, I’ve captured the Katharine-Graham bonheur, and I’m working out the Henry-Miller joie de vivre. Thank you, reader/blogger, for coming along on this amazing journey.
‘Develop [an] interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music – the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. FORGET YOURSELF.’ – Henry Miller.
At 200 posts, I’ve captured the Katharine-Graham bonheur, and I’m working out the Henry-Miller joie de vivre. Thank you, reader/blogger, for coming along on this amazing journey.
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