Friday, August 5, 2011

Caught on the Crotch-Watch

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Women always cavil that men address their cleavage in conversation instead of their faces. Well, it’s true, and we aren’t ashamed to admit it. For many years, I’ve been catching women watching my crotch from the corner of their eyes (and other men’s crotches too). Of course, they pretend no such thing has happened. It happens particularly in offices when the woman is sitting down as you approach her. So we ‘cornered’ a colleague who admitted it to us and blamed it on our tight or body-fitting clothes. We did not bother to counter with a question on their low necklines – somehow we knew they’d say it wasn’t quite the same. She said she wondered if some guys kept a pot in their crotch.

As long as you remain on the crotch-watch, we’ll feel free with the cleavage eye-grope.

11 comments:

  1. Wow....have never been a crotch-watcher...male chest/Abs yes but crotch??! Never

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  2. Well said!! only if WOMEN would ADMIT it.

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  3. @Anon WOMEN will never ADMIT it oooooooo. They will always come out with the usual, kai me NEVER.....lol!

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  4. lol.... I once watched a research documentary that proved both of these statements. Men were shown a series of pictures and always their pupils turn away from what they were being shown to the big-breast of the researcher. Same for the ladies. And both did this subtly.

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  5. i have been guilty a few times especially when they are in tights n its all in your face so u cant help guessing the size of things...lol

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  6. Sooo not the same thing!

    I do think however that guys are at a disadvantage because of the position of the respective anatomical parts relative to eye level.

    It makes looking that much easier for guys, while a lady will have to crane her neck downwards. Haba!

    I watch more shoulders and arms on a guy myself. Never crotch really unless staring me in the face for whatever reason.

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  7. LOL. as a certified crotch-watcher , all i can say is well done! although in our defence, most guys are too busy ogling our cleavages to notice anything else.

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  8. Nana Yaw, I do not question your conclusions since I did not conduct the study with you but if it's particularly women who are sitting as you approach them, isn't your crotch what is at their eye level?

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  9. wow! i like to add the rear view to complete the experience... like driving and looking into the rear view mirror from time to time to keep a good balance.
    this is a good write!

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