Wednesday, May 4, 2011

My Final Blog Post...

So, I got a mathematician friend to calculate how much time I’d save for myself (and my other interests) every day if I stopped blogging. Answer: a whopping 60 minutes.

Then I got a psycho-something friend to promise to help me with the withdrawal symptoms that are sure to happen. She says there’s no chance of depression.

And I got a priest friend ... nope, I lied – I’ve no priest friends.

Then I got a psychic friend to tell me through a crystal ball why I was inexplicably (to myself) quitting blogging. And she told me it was because I had rediscovered an old ‘love’. And since that old love could bring more money than blogging ever could...

Then I got a follower of my blog to tell me the truth that this blog would be missed for only one week, and then it would be forgotten ‘no sweat’.

I wonder if this is a good enough final post...

17 comments:

  1. No, it's not; not if this is final.

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  2. Anonymous05 May, 2011

    final? NO!

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  3. Anonymous05 May, 2011

    You cannot do this to us! your work is the most engaging locally generated discussion i participate in any day!!

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  4. I like the ellipses that follow "my final blog post," means there's a chance it's not so final! But good luck with whatever you decide...

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  5. Nah, just when i was getting the hang on commenting.
    Your blog is wonderful and incites provoking thoughts. Don't go yet, the reasons for revolt have not been fully built.

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  6. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. You know you're kidding :)

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  8. He's in a mood. It'll pass.

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  9. I'm following Baafoo...You know you're kiddind :)

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  10. You know not all decisions should have/must have pecuniary motives. I know you can't/won't quit blogging.

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  11. You have a psychic friend? I could do with one.

    Now from an honest, straightforward person, "you can't stop blogging even if someone put a gun to your head and asked you to". I hope that helps and overrides all you heard from your gifted friends.

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  12. This is just a phase...It will surely pass...we all know you love to blog/ write whatever..u will be back; I assure you that...

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  13. Hell naw!
    That just cant happen.

    U better just be testing us. In that case, gotcha :-p

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  14. Kwame Mensa-Bonsu05 May, 2011

    You will be missed, if you dare do that, Cuz!

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  15. Unanimous05 May, 2011

    U didnt ask me.

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  16. No, this post sucks. Stylistically as well as content-wise. Try again (aka keep blogging!)

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  17. Don't do it. My favorite blog....

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