Friday, March 25, 2011

The Devil Tried to Sell Me Bread Last Night

I was stuck in the Accraian vehicular mud on the way home when he accosted me near the dark Airport Traffic lights. He materialised upon me, wielding a loaf of bread in his right hand. His left hand was out of my view, so I could not see the miniature pitchfork certain to be clutched in it. His eyes were hard and bloody, his ears, hairy and elfin. He gave one severe look, and I zigzagged through the queue. He may have been a human vendor, but I didn’t stick around to discover. I fled with the thought that since the time of Jesus, You-Know-Who has been tempting Earth with bread.

6 comments:

  1. NY that was hilarious. Well, better to have fled then wait to see that pitchfork.

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  2. LMAO!!! I'll get back to you when I've stopped laughing lol

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  3. SMHALMAO!!! Nana! Wo be ku me ooo....

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  4. Kwame Mensa-Bonsu26 March, 2011

    lolz

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  5. Scared me. Nana, you are missed. Had to stop by and say that.

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  6. LOL...LOL...LOL...Haha, u damn right! Besides, man shall not live by bread alone! Find some cookies!

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