Monday, August 3, 2009
Restroom Revulsions
Museum moments in a public restroom. A prehistoric idiot is ‘fossiled’ in a cave cubicle, doing necessity number 2, and rudely receiving a phone call at the same sordid time! A stone-age dolt shuffles in. He accomplishes necessity number 1 in short seconds, and swings straight for the exit. As he rounds the doorway, he wipes what would be wetness on his charcoal trousers!
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Prehistoric is a strange man. Because you usually wanna dash in and out of public restrooms. As for stone age, he's just disgusting, thats all... I hope you didn't touch the door after him.:-)
ReplyDeleteYes, K, I did not touch the door. The Neanderthal left it open.
ReplyDeletehaha. Neanderthal paaaa. Ewurade. nipa ba enumu nsEm. as for prehistoric i like him.. he's taking multitasking to a whole different level.. chale there are only 24 hours in a day. a man's got to do what a man's got to do. As for the stone-age man...KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*OMG* Double Yuck!!! I usually laugh at my friend Renee because she is reluctant to shake the hands of guys especially when they are emerging from the men's room. I now see she may have a point!
ReplyDeleteOk, person number 2: EEEWWWW
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like something a 2 year old boy would do.
Abena O, but prehistoric man may come out with digits unwashed and you may just find yourself touching/holding his phone! Ewwww
ReplyDeleteAbena O, Renee may have a point, yes.
ReplyDeleteWere you having lunch when you read this, Raine? Sorry.
ReplyDeletehaha. true true true but that was said based on the assumption that he would wash his hands and santize his phone but come to think of it now.. i change my mind..
ReplyDeleteGeez, NY!
ReplyDeleteI suppose that what is so obvious to you and me is often so far-fetched for some.
Our school system must as a matter of critical impotance introduce a compulsary study of life skills/etiqutte.
You can bring somebody from the village to civilization but it is another thing to kick the village etiquette out of him/her.
thats just nasty i must say but listen to what i witnessed just the other day.
ReplyDeletei went to the rest room to fix my tie and as i was there i did hear a muffled cry.
not long after the john did flush and out came this man in a hell of a rush.
he paid me no mind, nor i did he and with unwashed hands out exit he did flee.
I'm happy, you came around, Abena O. ;-)
ReplyDeleteSpot on, Posekyere!
ReplyDeleteEeeew, KFC!
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