Friend: Wow, 10 years! Thought you'd never come back to your wife!
The Man: I said I'd come back, didn't I?
Friend: Yes, you did. Are you really back to stay?
The Man: That I am, after all, I've seen it all!
Friend: So, what have you seen?
The Man: Bush the Second and Obama; the Statue of Liberty!
Friend: Impressive. But, do you know Mensah?
The Man: Listen, I've even had tea with Gordon Brown; met the Dalai Lama!
Friend: But, do you know Mensah?
The Man: What don't you get? I've met Nobel Prize winners and Hollywood Stars!
Friend: And, yet, you don't even know Mensah!
The Man: Who the hell is Mensah?
Friend: Your wife's lover for the past 10 years! You haven't seen it all, have you?