Sunday, September 7, 2008
Cumstasis
You Can’t Touch This! When the Walkman was ‘in’, and every fly gal and guy had to be caught dead strapping one and singing or rapping along (though they themselves were spared of their own torment), a girl seeking recognition was overheard saying over and over again – CUMSTASIS, and, then, she’d hum the beat after that. The droning finked to every listener that she was a fake, ill-acquainted with the truth, and that she was playing Hammer’s ‘You Can’t Touch This’. Cumstasis, huh?
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Nana Yaw, as for this one.....
ReplyDeleteOh, a cousin of mine used to say it as "kintosis"... so i don't doubt cumstasis!!! Lol.
ReplyDeleteDear Anon,
ReplyDeleteI was told this anecdote by an office colleague who swears it happened.
Voila, Anon, you see, Kayna5 knows of a variation. Thanks, Kayna5.
ReplyDeletehehehehehehe!
ReplyDeletei know this beat Nana! I actually do.
i sure did some variation myself way back into time, only mine was due more to 'pure-water' kind of ignorance rather than being 'ill for recognition'!
and hey! thanks for the 'apo' on my poem...got the beat!
yeah:
cumstasis!!!
I bet you know the 'beat', Novisi.
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