ANTI-RHYTHM

Mother, please open the door Mother, please, I'm filled with dread Mother, what (a) hideous jaw' Ma, I'm stalked by Ciga-Rett...

Two steps and crouch, three crawls and dart She snailed the long way home The clouds wouldn't come slight apart No light - not cream ...

The ball was fun, the ball was fair It should have made her merry But being not supposed to be there Her joy was not very The brand new...

Now, there was a young people's gig At a neighbouring town hall Once in a year and always big It got going at nightfall Every girl ...

She lived with her mother and sister Her name, they called her Dora In their house, there was no Mister Just mom and twin sister Nora N...

As seen on a trotro earlier today. (The Owner, Driver, Driver's Mate and Sprayer all couldn't spell!)

Did Ratko Mladic think he'd go scot-free? Will Africa see another war in Sudan ? Isn't Obama one of the best presidents already? ...